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The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator
The Abdominator

The Abdominator

Regular price $69.95 Sale

Flexible neck lumber.  Inspired by your abs.  

This ultra light wooden necktie is the newest and most coveted on the line up, and features over 50 points of flexation, making this wood tie lighter than the aberage Hershey's chocolate bar, and more flexible than the most popular ab exercises.  Inspired by Yoda's 6 pack on his head, this tie comes in a variety of ethically harvested hardwoods such as Walnut, Cedar, Cherry, Maple, and Mahogany.  Roll it up, stick it in your pocket - stick being the key word- this is no branch with a string. Rather it is customized to flex fully and naturally with the body's movements and it's light-weight features and stunning aesthetic allow it's user to hold his head high and proud in any social event.  Cheers to washboard abs, Yoda's head, Hersheys, and dominating social extravaganzas.

 

*PLEASE NOTE FOR TWO TONE TIES, wood may be subject to be inverse from what is seen on main image.  See other images to see possible opposite.  For example, on the Walnut/Maple tie, the walnut may be where the maple is and vice versa.  The alternating patter will remain the same. Thanks for your consideration on this!

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